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		<title>Gravity&#8217;s Bringin&#8217; Me Down</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 18 Apr 2008 20:54:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The Elder Extroverted Holy One, the Young Extroverted One and I watched &#8216;Dexter&#8217;s Laboratory&#8216; last night. In one episode Dexter was on Mars and the YEO noticed how far Dexter and DeeDee were flying through the air when they jumped. YEO asks, &#8220;Why are they flying?&#8221; EEHO answers, &#8220;Because there is less gravity on Mars.&#8221; [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=talesofanintrovert.com&amp;blog=734804&amp;post=249&amp;subd=talesofanintrovert&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Quotable Quotes IX</title>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Mar 2008 20:04:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Why is God playing the bagpipes?&#8221; &#8212; Young Extroverted One looking at my Highland Brewing Company pint glass filled with Gaelic Ale. I notice she didn&#8217;t mention anything about God drinking beer . . .<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=talesofanintrovert.com&amp;blog=734804&amp;post=228&amp;subd=talesofanintrovert&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Quotable Quotes VII</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Sep 2007 18:32:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Introverted One</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[This was from a conversation we had while we were at our church&#8217;s family retreat on 9/15/2007. Young Extroverted One:  &#8220;Dad, I&#8217;m happy I&#8217;m a girl.&#8221; Me:  &#8220;Oh yeah? Why?&#8221; YEO:  &#8220;Because girls have babies.&#8221;<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=talesofanintrovert.com&amp;blog=734804&amp;post=166&amp;subd=talesofanintrovert&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Quotable Quotes of the Young Extroverted One Part VI</title>
		<link>http://talesofanintrovert.com/2007/08/08/quotable-quotes-of-the-young-extroverted-one-part-vi/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Aug 2007 00:39:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Elder Extroverted Holy One:  &#8220;Does daddy have a baby in his tummy?&#8221; Young Extroverted One: &#8220;No silly.  Boys can&#8217;t have babies.  He has a beer baby.&#8221; The EEHO and I like to compare belly size.  She has challenged me to lose my gut when she loses hers.  The cool thing about the loss of my [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=talesofanintrovert.com&amp;blog=734804&amp;post=144&amp;subd=talesofanintrovert&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Freaky Friday</title>
		<link>http://talesofanintrovert.com/2007/07/27/freaky-friday/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jul 2007 21:46:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I felt that I had something in my eye so I was looking in the bathroom mirror as the Young Extroverted One was . . . um . . . sitting on the throne (it&#8217;s a long story that involves brown recluses that we share our home with and some other insecurities that we are [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=talesofanintrovert.com&amp;blog=734804&amp;post=135&amp;subd=talesofanintrovert&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>The Young Extroverted One&#8217;s Joke o&#8217; the Day</title>
		<link>http://talesofanintrovert.com/2007/07/16/the-young-extroverted-ones-joke-o-the-day/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 16 Jul 2007 10:58:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Introverted One</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[YEO: &#8220;Knock, knock.&#8221; Me: &#8220;Who&#8217;s there?&#8221; YEO: &#8220;Banana.&#8221; Me: &#8220;Banana who?&#8221; YEO: &#8220;Banana I didn&#8217;t know there was hair on my butt.&#8221; Admittedly, I laughed out loud.  I was ready for a knock-knock joke that was meaningless and quite unfunny.  I was ready to dole out the &#8216;courtesy laugh&#8217; that I have done so many [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=talesofanintrovert.com&amp;blog=734804&amp;post=130&amp;subd=talesofanintrovert&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>We hope you enjoyed the beer, oh, like I mean the movie, eh.</title>
		<link>http://talesofanintrovert.com/2007/07/13/we-hope-you-enjoyed-the-beer-oh-like-i-mean-the-movie-eh/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jul 2007 19:46:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Introverted One</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I have hit a dry spell. No inspiration whatsoever. What does one do if one is feeling some mental constipation? I guess I&#8217;ll just consult my trusty, dusty, molded-to-my-butt-from-being-in-my-backpocket moleskine to see if I wrote down any thought provoking ideations that have been written down but not yet vomited up here in my little acre [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=talesofanintrovert.com&amp;blog=734804&amp;post=129&amp;subd=talesofanintrovert&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Independence Day Words of Wisdom</title>
		<link>http://talesofanintrovert.com/2007/07/05/independence-day-words-of-wisdom/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 05 Jul 2007 14:47:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;People lighting fireworks on their head would be dangerous . . &#60;pause&#62; . . and that would be weird.&#8221;                 &#8212; Young Extroverted One 7/4/2007<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=talesofanintrovert.com&amp;blog=734804&amp;post=124&amp;subd=talesofanintrovert&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Quotable Quotes from the Young Extroverted One:  Part V</title>
		<link>http://talesofanintrovert.com/2007/07/02/quotable-quotes-from-the-young-extroverted-one-part-v/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 02 Jul 2007 15:02:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Introverted One</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;I&#8217;m going to be the allest of the universe!&#8221; &#8211;Young Extroverted One Said this morning as we&#8217;re driving to school.  Basically, she was describing herself when she grows up.  It&#8217;s the natural succession of being a hockey playing, animal rescuing, paleontologising (that&#8217;s a cool word) artist. Everyday the list gets longer.  Whatever she ends up [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=talesofanintrovert.com&amp;blog=734804&amp;post=118&amp;subd=talesofanintrovert&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Dad&#8217;s Day Reflections</title>
		<link>http://talesofanintrovert.com/2007/06/18/dads-day-reflections/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 18 Jun 2007 11:03:27 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Introverted One</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Cuddling with the Young Extroverted One in bed while the Elder Extroverted Holy One showered. YEO up in my face saying, &#8220;Happy Father&#8217;s Day, dada!&#8221; YEO and EEHO making wonderful pancakes. The neighbor taking YEO and her son to Maggie Moo&#8217;s for ice cream Having a nice long talk with my dad and hearing some [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=talesofanintrovert.com&amp;blog=734804&amp;post=100&amp;subd=talesofanintrovert&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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